lesbe-h0nest:

Les’be Honest, seeing this in your country would makes you proud.
alaskaroths:

Notice how the sunsets are always prettiest after a heavy rain? I think that’s usually how life works too.
fried-eggs-and-fitness:

I laughed way too hard at this!

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"
Every girl needs someone that cares about her (via saudi-in-the-audi)
Nothing kills you like your mind (via timid)

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

image

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE
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